Mixed signals

Lately i've been missing Master a lot more then normal. He keeps asking me if something is wrong, if something out of the ordinary has happened and it hasn't. His little slut has just missed Him more then normal. Its so bad that i see D/s related stuff in everything. Like a episode of "Shit my dad says" i saw a while ago.

Bonnie rings a bell for dinner.
Vince comes rushing in through the door - I heard the bell, everything ok?
Bonnie - I thought it was the dinner bell!
Vince - No hunny, thats a punishment bell, it means come get your spanking.
Bonnie - And you rushed in for that?
Vince - Time with Dad is.. time with Dad.

i do hope you guys can see what i mean by this.. or am i just that twisted?